I was shopping for some sweaters at Kohl’s the other day. You know Kohl’s. The store with ridiculously low prices that get even lower when you start to present the cashier with a multitude of coupons, Kohl’s cash, credits and 30% off discount coupons. Yeah that store. Where you save more money than you actually spend. How can that be? I bought two sweaters and after all was said and done I paid three dollars. They practically give the clothing away and yet they manage to stay in business. How do they do that? Well more than likely through great business acumen, attention to the bottom line and wonderful merchandising. Such as this gem of a dinner jacket, my favorite find of the day.
That’s right a cammo inspired tux. Not just any cammo tux, but a velvet one to boot with satin lapels. Now I like to wear fashionable clothes and this seems to suit me just fine. Imagine, going to a dinner party and literally blending in with the scenery. What fun you could have popping out of a potted plant and scaring the wait staff. Or sitting at the main table of a wedding completely unnoticed. I know, the possibilities are endless. Or even better; crashing parties and no one knows you are there. Think of all of the good food and drink you could get for free. What a way to impress your date and not pay a penny.
Or perhaps a formal hunting party. This would have been perfect attire for my friend's 50th birthday party at his hunting lodge. Talk about a fashion statement!