Ah Cape Cod. My wife and I love coming here to relax for a week. A week of sun, sand, and seafood. We pile into the car, pray for no traffic, and blissfully drive to our destination listening to the soothing sound of two dogs killing each other. It really is tranquil. As soon as we unload the dogs and luggage, we race to the beach, pitch our umbrella, open the beach chairs, settle in and broil.
However, sitting in the sun does have its drawbacks. Dry skin. Saggy skin. Wrinkly skin. Cancer ridden skin. So I load up on sunscreen. We typically use No-Ad because that’s the brand my wife buys. It happens to be a pretty good product, at least, according to Consumer Reports. And they know everything. Every 45 minutes, or if I go into the water, I slather on thick globs of SPF5000 cream. Hopefully that will hedge my bets. Lately I’ve noticed that a lot of people have been forsaking the tradition squeeze and slather method with spray on sunscreen. You’ve seen that; the wind is howling off the water and someone is applying spray on suncreen. Most of it never reaches the intended target. It flies away at 90 miles per hour and settles on the sand or a seagull or something. What a waste!
Anyway, being the responsible blogger that I am I did a little digging into spray on sunscreen. First stop, the Google. First article I found was from Consumer Reports that emphatically stated you should NOT spray them on kids. Okay, that’s about half of the people I see running around getting sprayed with the stuff. Next stop was an article stating that there are harmful chemicals in the spray on sunscreen. Stuff like retinyl palmitate, which even though it can be found in regular sun screen has the potential to cause skin tumors because it may be inhaled. Oops. I’m trying to prevent cancer not cause it.
Another article said to be careful with sprays because you might catch fire. Sorry? I’m just going to spray me up some sunscreen, walk over to the grill, grab myself a hot dog and burst into flames. Also, be careful that the spray on sun screen doesn’t contain oxybenzone. This might be inhaled and it can act like estrogen. So now, I’m causing cancer, bursting into flames and growing boobs. Great! So instead of looking at women in bikini’s, I’ll become one.